In keeping with
the Christmas spirit.
A Sunday school
teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One
child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who
knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said,
Confused, the teacher
asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you
know they are always talking about Verge
Father, Who does art in
Harold is His name.
little boy was overheard praying:
if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
having a real good time like I am."
Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
were ready to discuss the last one.
teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand,
stood tall, and quoted,
shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
the christening of his baby brother in church,
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.His father
asked him three times what was wrong.
the boy replied,
preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's
several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the
decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word
right up to the end of the prayer:"Lead us not into
temptation," she prayed,"but deliver us some E-mail.
particular four-year-old prayed,
us our trash basketsas we forgive those who put trash in our
school teacher asked her children, as they were on theway to church
"And why is
it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little
girl replied, "Because people are
Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in
church.Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.Finally, his
big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in
church.""Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to
the back of the church and said,"See those two men standing by
was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3.The boys
began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw
the opportunity for a moral lesson.
were sitting here, He would say,'Let my brother have the first pancake, I
can wait.'"Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you beJesus!"
A father was at
the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to
him,grabbed his hand, and led him to the shorewhere a seagull
lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son
asked."He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The
boy thought a moment and then said,
God throw him back down?"
A wife invited
some people to dinner. At the table, she turned totheir six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?""I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her
head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to